Wakeout Cards.
52 goofy exercise cards. Draw one, do the wiggle, carry on. No app, no signup, no “allow notifications.” Just cards.
From the same suspiciously playful humans who made the App-of-the-Year Wakeout app.
What's in the box
52 cards. Roughly infinite combinations. One deck.
Like regular playing cards, except every card makes your body feel better instead of making you lose $40 to your uncle.
Seated wiggles
Desk, couch, airplane seat. Movement without getting up. Management will never know.
Standing wiggles
For when your legs file a formal complaint and you actually need to reset.
QR video demos
Scan any card, get the little video. No app install. No account. Just the move.
Why a physical deck
Sometimes the last thing you need is another app.
Wakeout Cards are the app, minus the screen, minus the ding, minus the urge to check Instagram “for one sec.”
Put them on your desk. Toss them in your bag. Keep one in the kitchen where the cereal lives. Draw a card whenever the body files a complaint.
Tangible movement. For people who want to move more and scroll less.
Everything a wiggle deck needs.
52 exercises
A full deck. All uniquely weird.
QR video demos
Scan any card, watch the move.
Sit or stand
Options for whatever your day is doing.
Travel size
Fits in a bag, a pocket, a diaper bag.
Ages 2 to 99
Toddlers love it. So does grandma.
No batteries
Works offline. Works forever.
Premium feel
Thick, durable, designed with love.
Gift ready
The wellness gift that actually gets used.
How to play
Draw. Move. Carry on.
Draw a card
Pick one from the deck. Randomness keeps it fun. Shuffling is optional but emotionally satisfying.
Do the wiggle
Follow the illustration. Or scan the QR and watch the little video. Both count.
Feel the difference
One card can shift your whole afternoon. Stack three cards for a full system reset.
Perfect for
Every chair is a waiting customer.
Office desks
Obliterate the 3pm slump. Keep a deck at your workstation.
Remote workers
Structure a little movement into your hoodie-based lifestyle.
Classrooms
Brain breaks that get kids and, crucially, teachers moving.
Family time
Less screen time, more silly time. Ages 2 to 99, genuinely.
Travel
Hotel rooms. Airports. Long drives. A wiggle deck goes anywhere.
Gifts
The wellness gift that does not end up in the junk drawer.
Ready to wiggle?
52 exercises. Infinite tiny resets. One absurdly nice-looking deck.
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